Initialization of Intersegmention

Behold, for today is the day that the world shall look back to decades from now and think how great a day it was. Today happens the first act of Intersegmention, the process that shall guide our lives from now till our mortal bodies stop living. You, walking on the forefront of knowledge and realization, are to become one of the chosen with whom the Intersegmentor shall share his thoughts with. Let them guide you to a life full of prosperity for the meager price of your limited time. Let the reformation begin!